Ex Astris Scientia — Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy...

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Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"