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This is my big fat stupid, Ollie.
One time we set down a half-full trash bag by the kitchen door while he watched and he straight up panicked for about an hour, pacing, screaming, and jumping 3 feet in the air if someone nearby made a sound until it got taken out. Then he avoided that part of the kitchen for days, under the assumption the bag was coming back for him.
they always yell as if it makes their takes sound cooler or more rad, idk so
OPEN ALL WORLDS, I WANT MY NAKED ASS CHARACTER WITH ONE STICK GO TO KILL A GOD AND END MY STORY JUST LIKE THAT
OR MAYBE NEXT TIME I WILL ACTUALLY GO TO COLLECT ALL SHIT TO BE POWERFUL AS A GOD ITSELF AND I WILL GO TO BEAT THE FIRST WEAKEST BOSS FOR 0.293773 SECONDS
ALSO I WANNA BE ABLE TO IGNORE A PLOT AT ALL AND JUST GO TO COLLECT ALL KINDS OF MUSHROOMS AROUND THE MAP FOR NO REASON
BC SOMETIMES GAMES ARE ABOUT CREATING OWN ADVENTURE, IT CAN BE EPIC OR JUST VERY GOOFY













