Took a wrong turn somewhere
i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
Hyenas fucking love baths
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the correct number of times to reblog this video is “every”
Literally the worst cats
i love them
batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:
and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.
Alfred: she got a hyena
Bruce: oh shit
Alfred: she named it after you
Bruce: Aww
this has been the only good addition to this post
I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes
This process right here??? Cinematic gold.
"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.
better lion king plot: nala murders scar herself, becomes the most respected and powerful queen in lion history, no one ever finds simba
you think this might be sad for simba but listen: he was perfectly happy in his tiny tropical paradise with his gay dads. nala is clearly the superior leader. shed probably lead the lion/hyena democracy. everyone is happy in this situation
and of course, nala has like 9 girlfriends. all is well
And then the pride dies out because no males to breed with…you didn’t think this though or understand that they are, and this is circuital, LIONS AND NOT PEOPLE AND DO NOT HAVE THE SAME SENSIBILITIES/MORALS we do…but you know, this delusional idea is sure to sell with retards like you so have fun with your poorly constructed head cannon.
You also forget this movie is HAMLET with LIONS you dunce, so the movie plot with follow the play. Fuck retards like you and your stupid ideas. HOLY FUCK.
things real lions do: polygamy, same sex relations
things real lions don’t do: reenact hamlet, sing elton john songs
Imagine being that bitter about cartoon lions
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
