jaethatgay-deactivated20201102 asked:

*bumblebee flies into my house* me (calmly): oh hello you can't be in here *bee tries to fly into the rest of my house* me (in calm voice still): nonononono you have to leave *bee leaves politely* i love bees <3 🐝

Very good boys

just like in the pickle incident

grimauxiliatrixofficial

kaijuno

Why does every laundry mat look like it was designed in 1976

hiimchekr

u could say their sense of style could use a

wash

kaijuno

u come into my house

u make shitty punS in MY HOUSE

unbelievable

Anonymous asked:

16, F, 5'4", brown eyes black hair. Art and dissections. Come over to my house to bake together, then go for a picnic at noon at the park by my house. Then just hang out and chill on the picnic blanket, look at clouds. If you don't feel like going home then we could stargaze when it gets dark and contemplate questions of the universe and how small we are in the universe.

you’re too young too :( but I am hella abt space oh ma n

kaijuno

kaijuno

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

kaijuno

Good work everyone but especially you two

kaijuno

kaijuno

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

My dad: Get that cat out of my house!!!! I don’t want another cat!!

My dad:

kaijuno

kaijuno

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this

I take you on a tour of my house but every room looks like this