this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read
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noo
how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay
Bro they fuckin snitched on us
The birds work for the bourgeoisie
You’re forgetting the red wing black bird and the great and snowy egret. Best birds of the marsh!
I love how they’re all looking into the camera like they’re modeling.
other beautiful featherbeasts include orb bird

stylish accessory bird

loud and delicious bird

bird that will kung fu your face while you are grilling in your backyard

overly dramatic fishwizard bird

demonic creepy noise duck

assorted sky-cats

screaming inflatable doofus bird

stump

not technically native but it poops on my lawn

toasted marshmallow friend

тєη ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, αℓℓ gαтнєяє∂ тσ ∂ιηє;
σηє ¢нσкє∂ ση нιѕ яαgє αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ηιηє

it’s been a long, hard road. but we’re finally here: i hit 1k last night!! thanks to everyone who promo’d me along the way. y’all are perfect lovelies.
i’m going to do a giveaway at some point but i simply don’t have the extra funds at the moment to do any sort of shipping. like, i have all of the products i want to give out (for the most part) but no money for shipping?? and i’d rather have that in hand before i make said giveaway so it doesn’t end and i’m just like “welp.”
regardless! this is something i promised i’d do so here we go. please don’t feel bad if you’re not on here, i appreciate every single person i follow and every single person who follows me. c:
ѕєνєη ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє ℓιкє∂ тσ ∂яαω ∂ι¢кѕ;
ℓιƒє ιмιтαтє∂ αят, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ѕιχ
{i don’t follow a whole lot of non-mutuals. i don’t follow a lot of people to begin with, actually, pfft. but most of my non-mutuals are artblogs, and i love them!}
fullunadulteratedart ✧ justisaisfine ✧ ryantheradking ✧ sweetsweetsweetie ✧ undergroundmindpalace ✧ xxxrayvin
ѕιχ ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σƒтєη ѕтяєαмє∂ ℓινє;
σηє ∂ιє∂ тσ ѕ¢αℓє, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ƒινє
{these are some generally awesome babies that i love following.}
achievement-hvnter ✧ blakium ✧ bmvagababe ✧ fakerahcrew ✧ feelsflavouredicecream ✧ fxreuk ✧ generaltay ✧ golaxies ✧ king-ryan-babewood ✧ literallyepsilon ✧ mirapancake ✧ neverbeenmoredone ✧ privatekissass ✧ teamgentsfancynews ✧ triskacircuswheel
ƒινє ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє тяαρρє∂ ιη тнє ƒℓσσя;
σηє яαη συт σƒ αιя, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ƒσυя
{these are some mutuals that i am incredibly fond of. some of these people are so gr8 i cannot believe they actually follow me lmao..}
barkharley ✧ ellysaria1 ✧ kaijuno ✧ ryanhaywoodofficial ✧ scarymissmerry ✧ secret-ryan ✧ silvermoon442 ✧ spookyghostray ✧ teamdemarais ✧ tenlittleroosters ✧ tiredspaceking
ƒσυя ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, ѕтιℓℓ тяуιηg тσ ƒℓєє;
σηє gσт ωнαт тнєу ωαηтє∂, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє тняєє
{the sqUAD. these are my best fucking friends. forreal. i love. they’re incredible.}
applesighs ✧ iwatchedyoufall ✧ mousethelawyerbot ✧ slimeybot ✧ theactualraynarvaezjr ✧ thealphamaggie ✧ thespinesmoustache
נυѕт тняєє ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ ℓєƒт…
σηє ∂ιє∂ σƒ α ρυη,
тнє кιℓℓєя ωαѕ кιℓℓє∂–
αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωαѕ σηє.
{my qpp. the driving force behind everything that i am. my other half. c:}
✧ wexeatxthexrude ✧
thanks so much for 1k, guys. i love each and ever one of you. let’s reach for the stars together!
hes actually been doing this shit for years now. hes been running a "camp" since 2015. its $1k for 2 nights. if u dont wanna share a room w someone the "vip experience" is aboug $6500 and even a day pass is like $400. meet and greets cost about $900 and they wear surgical gloves. the fans are called "the echelon" and he constantly repeats the phrase "you wouldnt understand", so when theres any critcism against the band the fans are quick to come to their defense because they already have a them vs us mentality. and i believe in 2013 jared leto held a competition of some sort where the prize was sleeping in his bed. hes a creep and its definitely a cult
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Unless you’re David Karp I don’t believe that tbh I don’t even think that many people are on this site
Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign.
Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.
I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.
Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like
Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”
Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

A special eye protein is helping birds to “see” Earth’s magnetic field! If that’s not cool, I don’t know what is.
The ability to see Earth’s magnetic field, known as magnetoreception, relies on the presence of specifically the blue wavelength of light. The complex process involves “radical” intermediate molecules which are sensitive to Earth’s magnetic field. The Earth’s magnetic field, as it relates to the direction the bird is facing, could alter the intermediate radical molecules differently, giving the bird a sense for where it is facing in relation to the Earth’s magnetic field.

While the exact way birds visualize Earth’s magnetic field is part of further investigation, scientists believe the Cry4 protein acts as sort of a filter over the bird’s vision. This filter would allow birds to see a sort of compass of the Earth and direct their migratory flights accordingly.
Source: Forbes
“What’s wrong?”
[three birds outside and one of the birds is laying down sadly] bird: “what’s wrong? want a kiss?” [bird proceeds to kiss sad bird with small kissing sound]
this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it
That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.
i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds
Running with the pheasants
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I know that all birds are dinosaurs, but some birds are better at looking like dinosaurs than others.
























