Ex Astris Scientia — guy with telepathy but he can't use it because...

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kienansidhe
detectivehole

guy with telepathy but he can't use it because every time he tunes into someone else's mind their unique perception of all of reality is so fundamentally different than his own and so incomprehensible that he just immediately passes out like a lovecraftian horror protagonist

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today’s very important post

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THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY

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He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”

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I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”

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That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me

My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me

verdaint-deactivated20220627 asked:

Hi I think I confused you for a younger friend of mine once and I commented something weird and awkward out of context on one of your posts so if you were ever like wtf hi that was me I done goofed it up like I tend to do this is ain't the first time and it certainly won't be the last.

I?? don’t recall because my memory is p garbage for certain things lol you could probably be like “yea ur a friend of mine” I would probably agree bc I wouldn’t be able to remember lmao  

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