Anonymous asked:
do yall keep the frogs at frog-activating temps or are they cooled to keep them easy to handle? is there a frog sex dungeon. how big is the warehouse (how many frogs)
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The best part is these frogs would be too little for the tiger to see them as food but anything big enough to eat the frogs would probably catch its attention. Smart little froges ride the big kitty boat
just deactivate ur blog if ur anti-frogs
if u cant handle frogs doing their little skippy doodle doo down the pond then ur not ready for the internet yet
Anonymous asked:
You keep posting those same frogs... what kind of frogs are those... I love them so much...
BOY IF YOU THINK THEY LOOK CUTE WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THEM
This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom.
^This is NOT TRUE. Common snapping turtles do have very long necks and can reach most of their body with either claws or mouth…except for right behind the head. The two safe ways to hold a snapper are with one hand directly behind the head and one hand directly above the tail or with two hands holding the shell on either side of the tail. Still do not attempt without proper training/experience though.
Edit: I believe the one in this video is actually an alligator snapping turtle which have comparatively short necks and don’t do lunging, snapping bites the same way common snapping turtles do (which is why the guy has to put the item in the turtle’s mouth for it to bite).
the-awkward-turt is 100% right! I worked with snappers all summer and I’ve been helping them cross the road since I was a little kid… Best strategy is behind the head and above the tail, or both hands on either side of the tail.
Still, if you’re inexperienced and you have to help one cross the road, get them to bite onto a stick and (gently) drag them, or better yet, just use a shovel to pick them up!
So in art class last week we had the prompt “Its not easy being green” and I brought my drawing in today and I look around me and I see lizards and frogs and snakes, all of the green variety
and I fuckgi dre w

i didn’t kno w
i went too deep
possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
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the noise that gray tree frogs make reblog if you agree
Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.
