Ex Astris Scientia

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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derinthescarletpescatarian

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Had to add it to the collection of weird Bathroom Door signs I keep on the bathroom door I never close because I live alone.

[ID: Top, an image of a tweet from rae_hv reading "Sorry but as a nonbinary person I'll never feel comfortable using the men's room or the women's room; I only feel truly safe in the" followed by a photograph clearly taken in a secondhand bookstore, pointing the way to the "Fiction, Sci-Fi, Philosophy, New Age, Unexplained, Fantasy, Restroom". Bottom image, the tweet has been printed out and hung on my bathroom door below a restaurant-bathroom style sign reading "All Gender Restroom" and below that a tiny sign I got from Target which commands "Absolutely No Selfies In The Bathroom".]

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Here's another for your collection. I printed this one out and taped it to our bathroom door.

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Oh, love that! I'm not at home so no photos yet but I did a little cleanup to turn it into more of a sign (mostly so my printer won't have to handle the background):

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[ID: Two images, both depicting a sign which reads "TOILET: ONE PLACE ONE DREAM" and underneath that the Chinese-language version, which a quick google has led me to believe means something more like "We are all going to the same place for the same goal" which makes sense. The first image is a photograph with the sign slightly tilted and a blurry background; the second image is my edit, which has flattened the image to look more like a sign, and simplified the colors so now it is mainly black and white instead of a multicolored photograph.)

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@asuiru has a correction that makes this EVEN BETTER

#no the translation is correct#this is making fun of xi jinping who said this once#and theyre like yeah right. the place is the toilet and the dream is pooping.