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me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
such shitpost strength here
i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death
:)
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
I hate looking at physics diagrams because this just looks like a shitpost to me
The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)
fun fact this special scared so many kids so fucking badly (b/c the blair witch aspect was played weirdly straight) that CN never aired it again
you’re telling me this is real and not a shitpost
I seriously thought this shit was fake until I looked it up
that one time a parody of a fake found footage film is believed to be fake until footage is found.
