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[ID: A tweet by Jen 🌈 🐬 @mockingnerd that reads: “’Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs’ is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my coworker with a saltwater home aquarium.” /End ID]
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency
You know adult memes? Like memes your parents and grand parents post about on Facebook? Of, like, those Despicable Me minions and that old sarcastic grandma cartoon? Those are the most embarrassing memes.
Remember mishapocalypse
Remember when everybody called people peasants
Remember when people called David Karp “daddy”
Remember “if this gets 500k notes my dad will let me get this fluffy chicken”
And remember old sport
And moon moon
And “swiggity swooty look at the booty”
And EXPAND DONG
And cookie clicker memes
And onceler
AND DOGE MEMES. SO MEMES. MANY WOW.
2012-13 Tumblr was a hell
Suffer with me
what tumblr stereotype are you
- tyler joseph is my smol bean child uwu clique represent!!
- Egalitarian. Anti-Feminist. Anti-SJ. Anti-Bullshit. Pro-Logic. I talk like a overhyped video game boss.
- silent gif/icon maker
- apathetic gay
- over positive plantkin uwu uwu uwu the world loves u!!!!!!!
- tracks you down over unfollowing, one strike youre problematic™
- emotional gay
- confused photo blogger who doesnt keep up with current events
you: I want a sugar daddy
me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father
everyone reblogging this and saying its “sucrose.” listen you clowns. listen. i don’t give a mcfuckadoodle doo about your correct terminology you science SJW freaks. it’s glucose or fucking die
the people reblogging and saying “sucrose” are actually working with a shallow understanding of the concept of sugar. sucrose is, specifically, table sugar. but “sugar” is a term for a family of molecules, including glucose. just because it’s a simple sugar that one is unlikely to find in a kitchen doesn’t make it less applicable for use in this post. sucrose isn’t “sugar”, it’s a sugar, as are glucose, fructose, galactose, maltose, and lactose. you could use any of these and the post’s internal logic would hold up. nowhere in the phrase “sugar daddy” does it indicate that we’re referring to a table sugar daddy. the original post is scientifically sound
Things heating up in the sugar daddy fandom
Deaths in 2016
- David Bowie
- Alan Rickman
- Terry Wogan
- Prince
- Muhammad Ali
- Anton Yelchin
- Kenny Baker
- Gene Wilder
- My sleeping pattern
- The United Kingdom’s EU Membership
- David Cameron’s Political Career
- Harambe
- The Harambe Meme
- Brangelina
- Hodor
- Vine
- Our safety from the clowns
- Hillary Clinton (on the inside)
- America’s last remaining shred of common sense
- All hope for humanity
its so amazing that i live in a year where the sentence “be careful while going out and catching pokemon or the clowns might get you!” is valid
Remember mishapocalypse
Remember when everybody called people peasants
Remember when people called David Karp “daddy”
Remember “if this gets 500k notes my dad will let me get this fluffy chicken”
And remember old sport
And moon moon
And “swiggity swooty look at the booty”
And EXPAND DONG
And cookie clicker memes
And onceler
AND DOGE MEMES. SO MEMES. MANY WOW.
2012-13 Tumblr was a hell
Suffer with me
on god if i see one more of you clowns defend this dude for getting his dome split





