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This is the tweet where the “cruelty free cocaine” discourse came from lol
highlights from the twitter thread
Me chugging an entire glass of milk after doing a fat line
I’m confused in different languages, what did I just read😩
Someone really said cocaine was healthier 😂 this is the funniest thread ever
Animal Facts You Didn’t Know
“Ice Bear desperately needs this job in todays economy”
“Ice Bear is ready.”
“Ice Bear has put a lot of work into his CV”
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Anonymous asked:
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As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.
This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET
This shit is still funny
Lmao what the hell!
Lmfao fuck that’s me
Why was he in jail?
@illmaticraj right now
Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging
Facts
Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line
Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo
listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny
orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?
tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]
let’s break this down starting with
1. the steven universe twitter handle
moving on to
2. what is pretty obviously an “i love you so much let’s fight” tweet because they couldn’t find a genuinely mean tweet about oscar isaac
which brings us to
3. the way oscar says “that sounds like a very well adjusted human being” in the exact same tone of voice we have all heard some shithead dude in a poly sci class dismiss an argument from someone who was getting heated, implying that he took this tweet semi-seriously, therefore bringing us rather shamefully to
4. i still would
#confirmed
