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me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
I just got a new laptop and it doesn’t have AdBlocker yet and I swear to god I’ve never seen an ad on tumblr because I just watched a 3 minute video about Cruise Holidays because I thought it was an elaborate shitpost
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone
the terrors of the past don’t stop
Not an artifact, but a warning
An ancient writ of sealing
What twisted horrors lie beyond are unfathomable by mortal minds
the council evaluates this season’s orb harvest
you know, i had no idea that this thing was animatronic when i made that comment, but the fact that my shitpost caption happens to perfectly describe the sculpture even after seeing it in action unnerves me
girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking
im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design
When in doubt just make verbal shitposts
listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade
thats the shitposting spirit
such shitpost strength here
i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death
:)
So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.
