27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
I’m slowly synching yall up to my cycle because every time I’m on the devils bicycle this posts gets a bunch of more notes
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blue and green. I started following u because I saw screenshots of space mom the tumblr astrophysicist on pinterest and I assumed they were ancient like moreos or superwholock but then I decided u know what gonna go look them up. and you're contemporary, and it makes me very happy
I’m ageless you cannot get rid of me. Moreos guy and superwholock were my brothers
stormtrooper to the right that doesnt know how to go through doors
When cutting the scene Lucas also saw it and laughed so they added a noise to his head hitting the door.
trans guy 1: dude how did you grow an adam's apple
trans guy 2: sheer force of will
this was from my freshman year of college, shortly after I came out, when someone sent me to hang out with these two (somehwat) older trans guys to show me that it was gonna be okay
one of them told me about how he got his gender marker changed before it was technically allowed. what he did was he waited until he grew a beard, and then he walked into the dmv and pointed at the f on his liscense and said "there's been a mistake" and they were like "oh sorry about that sir"
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kaijuno answered:
tbh the fact that my mere existence as a fat person upsets them so much that they make a thread dedicated to me and how much they’re upset about my existence is beyond delightful
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I FINALLY HAVE A HATE BLOG DEDICATED TO ME
I’VE HIT THE BIG TIME
ugh yes DRAG ME,, get those receipts girl, where is my callout post lets get those up and running,,, oh please I’ve been so problematique ™
Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!
why did he eat this
#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare
Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!
“Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.
This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.
I just found out commercial characters have their own little fandoms and it’s the funniest thing in the world when people make them interact.
I love how The World’s Most Interesting Man (link) and Old Spice Guy (link) are all like “Hell no, I don’t have a feminine side” while Mayhem Guy (link) is out here like “Hell yes I’m a woman! And I just found out that you’ve been cheating on me for two years so now I’m destroying everything you love and I’ll take everything else in the divorce!”
It’s some guy ( a white guy ofc) who casts aluminum “statues” or whatever out of ant colonies. Only he uses live ant colonies for the molds.
pouring molten liquid onto living animals is….. extremely demented
It’s a fire ant colony? Fire ants are invasive pests that cause blistering painful bites and I don’t see how it’s any worse than zapping them or otherwise killing them
I even went to his channel and most of the colonies he casts are fire ants. I looked at one of the videos for a non fire ant colony and this was in the description
Like honestly
imagine being mad about this when theres literally no other way to learn about the structure of ant colonies and also they’re ants
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
I might have just found myself a new idol
Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻♀️💯
He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.
He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life
isn’t that the neck tattoo guy
This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂
THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM
But how could you leave out this masterpiece???
I love him
yall r missing the BEST one
Remember how we used to have the xkit guy after Missing e bit the dust and he made all his code open source and then someone made up some bullshit about him being a pedophile and essentially doxxed him off the site so this group of girls took up xkit and are still running it in his honor anyway tumblr fucking sucks man the xkit guy didnt deserve that bullshit
