27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Anonymous asked:
Idk buddy I can take some pretty bad puns
I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I’ve never seen the long version of this video before
my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE
…..in all my years in mn, having spent time in both towns, I never put this together.
you mean to tell me…you’ve never got in a diss fight & told someone you’re gonna kick em between the border of SAVAGE and BURNSVILLE
No, but I now realize I wasted my youth by not doing that. I’ll spread this wisdom to the youth. The children will learn.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS OMG
Fun fact about Burnsville the high school in it burned down once and so their sports teams are “The Blaze” and their mascot is a giant fucking fire.
I goddamn love the names of Minnesota cities.
tbh the reason i come out to most people is because i cant resist making shitty puns abt being gay
I pull off my share or more of enviable puns, though I say it myself, but sometimes I get so jealous
Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv
The newscaster puns are a whole different level.
PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON
MOTHER LET ME FIGHT
I am fucking crying
fun fact, he’s not tryna fight
he’s tryna get a nut.
“MOTHER NO COCKBLOCKING”
EDIT: I see a lot of people misreading his beard
While yes, a black beard can indicate distress, aggression and territorial-ism, you failed to take into account what it means when combined with
- jerky head bobbing
- scuttling
- slapping the ground
ALL of it combined actually means “BECKY LEMME SMASH”
LMAO
