Ex Astris Scientia — I am watching some DRAMA on Facebook right now...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I am watching some DRAMA on Facebook right now ohhh man. It’s this girls 27th birthday and she rented a limo and a banquet hall and took the whole day off to go shopping and like a spa treatment and at LEAST $5k worth of everything. She’s been posting about it for weeks and was like “this is gonna be the most EXCLUSIVE party of the year babes!!!” And no one showed up. And she is having a very public meltdown 💀💀💀