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Listen to the Axolotl song. You will not regret it.
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Three year old Sophie’s Princess Chewbacca birthday cake
Sophie’s parents tapped their friend, Megan, to turn a Chewbacca doll into a Princess Chewbacca birthday cake, using the “Barbie cake” method, and making Sophie’s third birthday just the bestest.
http://boingboing.net/2015/12/11/three-year-old-sophies-princ.html
princess chewbacca is my favourite chewbacca
@octoberlings can we?
This is the Bronze Liver of Piacenza. Piacenza is Classical Placentia, which was a Roman colony meaning “pleasing”; indeed, the English after the French called it Plaisance. (It is entirely unrelated to the word “placenta,” which comes from the Latin placenta uterina, “uterine cake,” as a placenta was a type of cake of Italian origin but of Greek etymology, coming from a word for “flat.”) The piece is an anatomically precise sheep’s liver inscribed with the names of Etruscan deities in the Etruscan alphabet, arranged according to their division of Heaven into sixteen parts. The reason it is a sheep’s liver is because of the Etruscan practice of “haruspicy,” divination by certain qualities of an animal’s liver like size and crease depth. One of the most interesting inscriptions to me is “MAË,” barely visible in the top left. The common etymology of “May” is that it comes from the Greek goddess Maia, who in a Homeric Hymn “To Hermes” is named the mother of Hermes: “…Maia gave him birth, / that nymph whose tresses are fair, having joined in love with Zeus, / being worthy of reverence. Shunning the throng of blessed gods, / she dwelt in a deep-shaded cave, where Kronos’ son used to join / … / While Hera whose arms are pale in the sweetness of sleep was clasped…” It is significant that “the immortals’ speedy messenger,” Hermes, was conceived by the god of heaven in a cave with a nymph on earth for two reasons: first, her being cave-dwelling suggests that she was an earth goddess whose worship was undertaken in a cave, i.e. “in the earth”; second, Hermes would be the perfect messenger between heaven and earth being born of both. There’s just one problem—the Romans got their fundamental worship and observance of the seasons from the Etruscans to the north, not the Greeks to the south. So when we see MAË on an Etruscan religious artifact and “e” at the end of Etruscan words denotes a grammatically masculine word, the Latin equivalent would be Maius. Now, the month of May was already called Maius mensis, assuming that “maius” was an adjective meaning “of Maia,” but the place of MAË on this liver suggests Ma(i)e is an epithet for Jupiter or Zeu-pater, Father Zeus. Now, it could still be Maia, the name borrowed from Greek as a stand-in for an equivalent Etruscan goddess, since the names of months could be of a high, Olympian origin—March for Mars, April for Aphrodite, June for Juno—or relatively lower origin, like Janus, Julius, or Augustus. Regardless, the liver is packed with the names of deities with and without Roman or Greek equivalents, or which would be combined into a single Greco-Roman god, simply expanding their domain and associated mythology. Many of the names on the liver correspond to the Liber Linteus, a liturgical calendar, that is, a calendar of religious rites and festivals to be performed on certain dates and dedicated to certain gods. The Etruscans wrote on libri lintei, “linen books,” which they would fold rather than roll like papyrus. Their linen was imported from Egypt. The Liber Linteus is simply the most prominent because it is the largest of these books (~3.5m x 35cm/13.8ft x 13.8cm) and provides a firsthand, finely detailed description of Etruscan religion, which is fundamental to the understanding of the formation of Roman religion. The coolest thing though is that the Liber Linteus is an honest-to-God recycled Egyptian mummy wrap.
Sources: Reading the Past: Etruscan by Larissa Bonfante; The Homeric Hymns translated by Michael Crudden; Around the Roman Table by Patrick Faas; The Dictionaries of Greek and Roman Geography, Antiquities, and Biography & Mythology, all edited by William Smith; The Bronze Liver of Piacenza by L.B. Van der Meer; The Online Etymology Dictionary by anonymous creator “etymonline”; and Wiktionary by the community.
at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen
but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling
im terrified
don’t give me that look you veggietales-looking ass
It was my astro profs birthday today so he brought a cake for US to eat in lab today what a sweetie and he asked me who was allergic to what so he didn’t accidentally get a cake that one of us couldn’t eat aw
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What are you talking about Christmas (fruitcake) cake is the best type of cake !! We eat like 3 every year as soon as they start selling them in the supermarkets in my family lol
are we talking about the same thing or is there like some dumb uk meaning for fruitcake thats different than the american one
this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”
“Why then do they not eat cake?”
best picture was won by a film where the main character is mute and uses sign language. her two best friends are a closeted gay man and a black woman. it was directed by a mexican immigrant and y'all wanna focus on the fact that there was interspecies boning?
we can make our cake and eat it too. catch me ridin fish man dick while celebrating diversity and representation.
I want to meet the bot who introduced me to the description of this movie as “Grinding Nemo”
