kubrickhouse-blog asked:
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I like that idea like on a list of cryptids it goes mothman, chupacabra, Loch Ness monster, naked blonde running guy who wrecks cars and can apparently either fly or disappear
he’s also the embodiment of 2016
antisisyphus asked:
i dont know if your tired of hearing about cryptids but the man who played ron in harry potter is one. evidence: he is ed sheerans doppleganger(who is already a weird dude), he bought llamas (i think???), i cant remember his last name but it was weird af, he ALSO bought ice cream trucks, i havent heard a PEEP about him in YEARS so i think he retired from acting and is now chilling w nessie and the yeti
#confirmed
Here it is: That time I accidentally made a cryptid
Or: the story of nakey nakey man
celebrities who are likely cryptids:
- lorde
- jim carrey
- frank ocean
- pitbull
- aubrey plaza (a dark!cryptid)
- ed sheeran (2015-2016)
- zendaya
- bob ross
- jack black
everyone here is so fake
you’re all uwu gotta stay hydrated uwu gotta drink 10 bottles of water every day but the moment i suggest that we should drink up the entire loch ness to find out if nessie is real it’s suddenly not that important to stay hydrated anymore
inktober 11-20, more cryptids and other Strange Things ( heres the first bunch of em ! )
[me on a date] anyway that’s every reported eyewitness account of mothman through ‘68, and that’s just in west virginia! ha ha but enough about me let’s hear about your top five cryptids
