let’s break this down starting with
1. the steven universe twitter handle
moving on to
2. what is pretty obviously an “i love you so much let’s fight” tweet because they couldn’t find a genuinely mean tweet about oscar isaac
which brings us to
3. the way oscar says “that sounds like a very well adjusted human being” in the exact same tone of voice we have all heard some shithead dude in a poly sci class dismiss an argument from someone who was getting heated, implying that he took this tweet semi-seriously, therefore bringing us rather shamefully to
4. i still would
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Trump’s ‘Fight!’ Tweet Is Our Call to End Mexican Scapegoating
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump went on Twitter this morning to incite violence against Mexicans. “I love the Mexican people, but Mexico is not our friend. They’re killing us at the border and they’re killing us on jobs and trade. FIGHT!”, Trump tweeted.
Calling on his Twitter followers to “FIGHT!” Mexicans marks a new low for the belligerent Trump. In doing so, he uses the threat of violence in an attempt to quell criticism and, we feel, as retaliation in response to the backlash he’s received over his original anti-Mexican comments made almost two weeks ago in announcing his candidacy.
Such hate speech leads to violence and death, as we’ve seen one too many times in our community.
Shown above are:
Brisenia Flores, 9, shot and killed by Minute Men in their Arizona home in May 2009. Her father Raúl was also killed. Her mother was shot, but survived.
Juan Varela, shot and killed in May 2010 days after SB1070 was passed in Arizona by a neighbor who yelled, “You fucking Mexican, go back to Mexico!” Varela’s family has lived in Arizona since before 1848 when it was still a part of Mexico.
Luis Ramírez, beaten to death by 4 teenagers in Shenandoah, Pennsylvania, in July 2008. “Tell your Mexican friends to get the fuck out of Shenandoah,” one of Ramírez’s assailants yelled at him before he was attacked.
10 anti-Mexican hate crimes were reported in the Port Richmond neighborhood of Staten Island, New York, in 2010. The victims were typically men on their way home from work. Almost all of the assailants were young black men.
Anti-Mexican hate speech can’t go unchallenged. The scapegoating of Mexicans ends today!
This is very sad, I am Mexican, and it saddens me that this happening. I respect Americans because I’ve met that they are warm, sweet and kind people. people like Mr. Trump make you look bad to thousands of Americans who are not. In addition, Trump is not only calling for “fight” against Mexicans, what He is doing (and sadly making) is separated thousands of families, friends and good people who can make America a better country. I sincerely hope that Trump does not win the election because it will be the end of a great nation.
I’m no good in English, but I really hope can tell all right.
This tweet from scientist Jacquelyn Gill (@JacqelynGill) went viral, and for good reason. The war on science continues, and she summed up this story perfectly into 3 sentences on Twitter.
Read the full article: http://bit.ly/2AxVBf3
Take action to keep standing up for science: http://bit.ly/2gOFm5N
The row has erupted after a key polar satellite broke down a few days ago, leaving the US with only three ageing ones, each operating long past their shelf lives, to measure the Arctic’s dwindling ice cap. Scientists say there is no chance a new one can now be launched until 2023 or later. None of the current satellites will still be in operation then.
No words can describe how much this angers the crap out of me.
Funny how y'all talk about the dwindling ice cap when NASA, the yuys who operate the satellites and stare at the raw data show the ice caps are bigger than ever. https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses
Your article is about the Antarctica, not the Arctic. Those are two different poles. Geography is a thing.
Here’s what Nasa had to say recently about the North Pole (Arctic): https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2017/sea-ice-extent-sinks-to-record-lows-at-both-poles
If you read closely, they state that any minor gains made in the South Pole (Antarctica) do not compensate for the losses made on North Pole.
That social distancing mood.
[ID: screenshots of a Twitter conversation dated 19 Mar 20.
The first tweet, from @AlexanderNewall, read: Stuck at home and bored? 1) Collect everything you have that can get wet 2) Build a den in your shower/bath 3) Set webcam so that people can see in your den (keep cam dry!) 4) Video call a friend 5) Slowly flood yourself on the call and pretend nothing is happening.”
A reply, from “aneira (currently quarantined,” reads: “alex is everything okay at home???”
Alex replies: “*slowly raising chin to stay above water level* Of course! Why do you ask?” End ID.]
Someone on twitter once accused me from stealing a tweet from tumblr when I was the op on tumblr
We lost legendary internet icon Shiro/Nobiko/Longcat today at the age of 18 years after a long battle with a slew health problems that her mama handled like a fuckin champ. Id been following her mama on Twitter for a while now and every time she posted a bunch of pictures of young Nobiko I would hit "translate tweet" with dread in my heart...well, today was the day.
Viva Longcat, you absolute unit. You transcended language and the years to bring us joy just by virtue of being super fucking long, and your mama never once tried to profit off you or parade you around for attention, and you lived your life happy and comfortable and totally ignorant to your star status. You're part of the internet mythos of the early 2000s, and now you'll live forever.
This is the tweet where the “cruelty free cocaine” discourse came from lol
highlights from the twitter thread
Me chugging an entire glass of milk after doing a fat line
I’m confused in different languages, what did I just read😩
Someone really said cocaine was healthier 😂 this is the funniest thread ever
MISTER HOZIER SIR
Hey folks you wanna know the circumstances in which this tweet first came into my life pun very much intended? I was filing my taxes, and being a zillennial I thought I’d flip through Twitter on a downmoment, and let me tell you that there is no greater emotional whiplash than seeing Hozier confirm his song is about biblical nut seconds before an accountant needs your attention to let you know your GST return is $69
IT’S! ALL! GOING! UP! BUT! THE! WAGES! BABY!
(hozier liked this tweet on twitter which I’m assuming means this video is okay to share!)