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I feel like Obama and Biden are in a game of “how gay can we be before the media starts asking questions”
I wonder what gulag the person that made this died in
What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona
Little velociraptor
Lads
ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like
more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit
they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease
they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice
they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin
they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur
and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage
I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME
What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona
Little velociraptor
Lads
ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like
more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit
they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease
they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice
they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin
they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur
and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage
I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME
I love you Mr. Meepmeep
*fantasizes abt people caring abt me and making an effort to include me in stuff*
ALL OUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIE
AND
LAWS ARENT REAL
GO FUCK IT UP GUSTAV
As someone who worked in retail, all customers DO deserve to die and laws ARENT real
Ok so this is obviously fake but the real history of Pepsi is still killing me
BRAD'S DRINK
Anonymous asked:
Wait does that mean Adam Ellis could have stolen the real-time horror thing from you?
lmao no like real-time horror / ar storytelling has been around a long time. If you wanna be specific the War of the Worlds radio broadcast in the 1938 was probably the first popular/modern use of it. It just wasn’t as common to see on the internet until recently so it was harder to spot what was real and what was fake. Adam Ellis did his story and got a movie deal out of it so like, tons of people know about the genre now and know the hallmarks of what makes it fake vs real. Plus he put like actual photo editing and shit into his story, I just spit out some garbage and slapped it online
whtamidoing asked:
Hey! I just wanted to say that it's really nice to see people in astrophysics, I'm from a small town and basically everyone basically says that's not a real career or a real thing to study, so ya know. Thanks for being real.
Yeah my dad said that too so I did it a little bit out of spite just to rub it in his face