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Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)
Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)
Dik diks (SMALL?????????)
Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)
Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)
Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)
Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)
I refuse to believe any of these are real
Tibetan Foxes are also very good:
All of these look like my attempts to draw animals
“An oral view of O. bimaculoides in a vertical hanging position.
The buccal mass is located in a sinus formed by the base of the arms and
includes an upper (blue) and lower (red) chitinous beak embedded in the
mandibular muscles. Also shown are the esophagus and the buccal membrane lips,
a ring of tissue that seals the sinus and covers the beaks.“
secret of pepsi
New Pepsi Logo Design Document Page Unlocked
More mammals need to do the funky geometry thing ribbon seals have going on.
have this super lossy navy seals copypasta gif that was on imgur FP once i think idk
had to be lossy to fit in tumblr’s 2mb limit
Anonymous asked:
Kylo: *backtalks Hux*
Hux: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Kylo: okay fucking jesus christ
He co-founded Hands Up United and was instrumental in the Ferguson protests. He was found dead in a burning car in September. Case is unsolved.
Two years before, another Ferguson protester, Deandre Joshua, was also found dead in a burning car. Case is unsolved.
And now…do you remember this man? On the viral photo that was everywhere?
His name was Edward Crawford. He was found dead today. In a car.
The police are saying it was self-inflicted.
Someone is hunting Ferguson protesters.
It’s been a while since we checked in on how the Renaissance is doing with its ocean mysteries, so here is a marine biology update circa 1550.
Seals come in two forms:
Buff
& Triangular
Walruses are horrifying
But whales are worse
Fish can have human faces
but not always where you’d expect
As for the rest
… it’s probably better left alone.
[All images except chest face fish from Historiae animalium liber IV : De piscium & aquatilium animantium natura. Chest face fish from The noble lyfe & natures of man of bestes, serpentys, fowles & fisshes yt be moste knowen]
Can you imagine thinking animals actually looked like this? Like I know there’s stylization here, but if I was an uneducated peasant in 1550 who saw these I might be religious too.
