ALTmoon snail 🌕
Anonymous asked:
i did nOT KNOW SNAILS GOT THAT BIG
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Hi! I heard you like snails. This is my big girl Peppa and she’s aquatic but still lovely. Her shell is 1.5-2in in diameter and she just gave me 300 children. I love her.
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I love her too!!! She’s so pretty!!! Congratulations on being a new parent c:
They’re the biggest snail species in the world!
“Snails!” seems like too radical an intro. Snails have a famously slow pace and so you’d expect all parts of their lives to be reserved, boring. Except…
You’d be justified thinking that’s a snail boner, but snails don’t get boners. Incidentally, “boner” is a misnomer because humans are one of the mammals without a baculum, or penis bone. Anyway, nah, that’s a “love dart.” Snails are hermaphrodites, so all of them get these and then use them in reproduction so sex is often also a duel—“‘pistols at snawn [snail dawn],’ they challenged flirtily.” The function is not entirely understood but you have to appreciate their mythological literalism when it comes to Cupid and his bow. There’s also:
The radula, the collaboration of tongue and teeth that no one asked for. We can only assume that the French were inspired to invent their aggressive mode of kissing from all the escargot. Good thing they’ve got all that slime because if I had to deal with knifey sandpaper kisses and being shot by a crossbow without lube I’d be a snun.
(If Spike was a snail this would be them getting ready for foreplay.)
Webtoon Short Story Contest: The Sacrifice
The Sacrifice is a short 5 part original sci-fi romance comic written by @audieoddity for the Webtoons Short Story competition.
The story features young astrophysicist Moira Cattaneo, chosen to be a representative of humanity when a mysterious 27,000ft tall monolith appears outside of a small village.
Moira is teleported to a dimension beyond belief, where she meets a being like no other. The story touches on the timelessness of life, death, and love.
Read Time: ~10 minutes
Rating: Teen
Content Warnings: Death, mentions of sex
If you like the story, make sure to like and comment on it! I personally thought the story was very sweet and I loved the unique character design.
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Anonymous asked:
I am really sad and tired and I don't really know why other than I am sick due to allergies and chronic illness and I am a bit bored because my laptop is out of commission currently so I can't write or do any digital art. I should be happy... because my life isn't that bad... and it's pride month... but I'm not?? I was happy and satisfied with my life two days ago. But nothing seems amusing, I don't want to eat... what do I do? (I can't come off anon, nobody can know who I am)
Introducing: Community Labels
As you know, art and artists make Tumblr what it is. We want everyone on Tumblr to be able to fully express themselves while also having control over what they encounter on their dashboards. That’s why we’re introducing Community Labels, an extension to your “Content you see” settings. Our ultimate goal is to create a more open Tumblr, and this is our first step in that direction.
As a poster and reblogger, Community Labels are your way to help your followers avoid anything they’d rather not come across on their dashboards.
As a follower, setting your content preferences is a way to adjust your feed to your own comfort levels.
How does it work?
When creating new posts (or editing old posts), you’ll see controls allowing you to label your post as unsuitable for those filtering certain content types it contains.
When content is labeled, it will either be hidden, blurred, or displayed normally, based on each user’s preferences.
In your “Content you see” settings, you can now choose to show, blur, or hide content that depicts the following topics:
- Drug and alcohol addiction: Contains discussions of substance abuse or addiction experience.
- Violence: Contains violent or graphic content similar to what you might see in an age-restricted movie.
- Sexual themes: Contains sexually suggestive subject matter, such as erotic writing or imagery.
Some examples of content that would require a community label:
- Fanart of your favorite ship engaging with each other in…a very private moment
- Euphoria GIFs showing Rue’s substance abuse
- A movie trailer depicting graphic war scenes
- A graphic 50 Shades of Grey edit
This doesn’t change our content policies: spam, hate content, and porn bots are still not welcome in the community. It’s also still important that we abide by app store rules, which means we need to make sure that mature content is only accessible to people who are old enough and have opted in to view that type of content. More information about Community Labels is available in the Help Center.
This is an opportunity to work towards a richer, more nuanced Tumblr experience while making sure everyone who enjoys using Tumblr can do so safely. That future we mentioned above? We’re already moving towards it.
Ok, didn’t everyone want “females presenting nipples” back on Tumblr? Here you are. This is it.
@jv So to be clear, is erotic fanart now allowed back on Tumblr so long as you classify the post appropriately?
Yup. That’s the idea.
I think there may be some limitations (not being able to blaze it and stuff like that and don’t ask me for clarification because I’m out of the water on this 😁), but yeah, it’s allowed as soon as it’s labelled!
NO FUCKING WAY
Anonymous asked:
Nooo your header is so pretty though
I’m not changing it bc too lazy for digital art
evolution of my digital art skills 2013 - 2014
you may have noticed that the 2014 work is of slightly lower quality. that is because i got stabbed in the fugkicn hand by a knitting needle and messed up the muscles, slightly affecting my ability to draw.
I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy
new interdimmensional d r i n c c s