Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.

Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”

I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk

Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”

Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons

What if we took all the bath bombs and put them in THE OCEAN

tfw no gf (gravity falls)

Ah, yes. The LGBT community. Lesbians, gays, bisexuals… *looks at smudged writing on hand* … trigonometry? And *squints really hard*.. Agamemnon?

cool songs to have sex to:

all star
careless whisper
down with the sickness