Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.

I remember when I was 5 and I had Scarlet Fever on my birthday and my mom brought in cupcakes for my class while I stayed home and in bed and that’s probably why I’m so angry all the time

Ah, yes. The LGBT community. Lesbians, gays, bisexuals… *looks at smudged writing on hand* … trigonometry? And *squints really hard*.. Agamemnon?

Remember the good ol’ meme days? Remember rage comics and demotivational posters? Numa numa? The badger song? Charlie the unicorn? Remember when Smosh was relevant? Ah, those good ol’ meme days, when I was only a young memer.

WHAt if they played mmm whatcha say every time someone died in Ten Little Roosters oh my god 

[Doctor voice] ma’am please stop trying to breakdance you are IN LABOR

yo thandruil a lil bitch sometimes but he a hot lil bitch

I got a high honors award in Economics so now take me to Joel Heyman so I can argue with him about the economy

there are 3 letters in the number 6

there are 3 numbers in 666

there are 3 letters in USA

wake up america