27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
The dash is slow and it is very boring in my room rn. Halp.
Dorks assemble.
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
Nail e d it
fuck dudes who lie about bread
hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story
you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now
last night i took some cold medicine and watched all 3 spy kids movies and passed out and woke up in the middle of the night with a really good idea for a text post and this was it
this was based off of a text post but i can’t find it
( if you know what i’m talking about, shoot me a message! )
sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?
I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”
This one
I want everyone to know that for that last text post I was driving and I literally parked my car to make it
TOP re releasing a lot of their early songs with a more upbeat tune is the equivalent of someone making a depressing text post and then going back to edit *lmao at the end so ppl don’t message them and ask if they’re okay
my favorite part about living in new jerseymonster aight this was gonna be a bad text post but why the fuck did my phone just auto change jersey to jerseymonster
What does your phone know that it’s not telling us
“The woody collective” is the most terrifying concept i have ever heard of and it’s a real thing on this website. If you fuck up on a text post you are added to the collective
You would Not believe your
Listen buddy if you really have true power then reblog this from memeufacturing’s old blog
Eyes
Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.
i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke
