Newton Geiszler: hermann??? nah what a nerd— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of hermann gottlieb spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of hermann scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen

I fully support punk Hermann Gottlieb 

Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”

Newton dressed up as Groot and only saying “I am Noot” to annoy Hermann

I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk

Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”

pac rim au where everything is exactly the same except this is hermann’s cane

Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.

Cat in the summer meadow, 1920 - Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860-1939)