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Hermann Gottlieb: space??? yea its cool i guess— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of outer space spill out of jacket] w-what a uh i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen by jove [thousands of pictures of space scatter across the floor] by jOVE newton must have done this i swear just listen
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#hermann gottlieb #nerd #shitpostingNewton Geiszler: hermann??? nah what a nerd— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of hermann gottlieb spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of hermann scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
I fully support punk Hermann Gottlieb
Newton dressed up as Groot and only saying “I am Noot” to annoy Hermann
pac rim au where everything is exactly the same except this is hermann’s cane
Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”
I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk
Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”
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Aww and Newton hears it and smiles all sleepily and dozes off again
Or or imagine Hermann humming something by the Clash or like the Ramones and Newton hears it and sneaks into the kitchen to hear better and Hermann sees him out of the corner of his eye and starts humming Für Elise or something instead and when Newton confronts him about humming a punk song Hermann vehemently denies it and tells Newton to get his ears checked
