Newton Geiszler: hermann??? nah what a nerd— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of hermann gottlieb spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of hermann scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
Domestic Newmann with Hermann having to drag Noot out of the lab every night because Newt is as bad at the sleeping thing as Hermann is but Hermann refuses to let Newt tire himself out like that. Newt will only sleep if Hermann sleeps though so-- it kind of works out in the end.
AwwW
And what if sometimes when Hermann sees Newt start to doze off in the middle of the day or something he’ll drag him over to the couch in the lab and stay with Newt until he falls asleep and then goes back to work occasionally glancing at Newt because he loves how peaceful he looks yes
Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”
Imagine Hermann cooking breakfast in the morning while quietly humming classical music.
Aww and Newton hears it and smiles all sleepily and dozes off again
Or or imagine Hermann humming something by the Clash or like the Ramones and Newton hears it and sneaks into the kitchen to hear better and Hermann sees him out of the corner of his eye and starts humming Für Elise or something instead and when Newton confronts him about humming a punk song Hermann vehemently denies it and tells Newton to get his ears checked
They’re all around me,
Circling like vulturesThey wanna break me and wash away my colors
I cannot stop this sickness taking over
It takes control and drags me into nowhere.
I need your help, I can’t fight this forever
I know you’re watching,
I can feel you out there.
Whoops I’m emo after seeing pac rim 2 and I’m taking you all with me
I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk
Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”
Hermann Gottlieb: space??? yea its cool i guess— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of outer space spill out of jacket] w-what a uh i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen by jove [thousands of pictures of space scatter across the floor] by jOVE newton must have done this i swear just listen