girls don’t want boys, girls want harry hart to be alive in the next kingsman movie
Harry Hart Owns This Suit And Merlin Probably Bought It For Him
You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save your from your old ways
You play forgiveness
Watch it now, here he comesHe doesn’t look a thing like Jesus
But he talks like a gentlemen
Like you imagined when you were young
It just occured to me that I never made a proper post for this playlist!
Harry Hart is one of the most ridiculous characters in Kingsman okay hear me out:
- Collects butterflies
- Named his lap dog Mr. Pickle
- Beat up all of Dean’s men because they called Eggsy a rent boy
- “I’m a Catholic whore”
- That stupid apron honestly
- “So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam”
- Literally spends half the movie peacocking around Eggsy
- The whole “popping ones cherry” thing HONESTLY was that necessary ???
- ALWAYS LATE
My favorite part about Colin Firth playing a character named Harry in both Mama Mia and Kingsman is that it’s all too easy to imagine
Harry Hart: Glam Rock Edition
do u think merlin has ever said the phrase “no hair dont care”
to harry in particular
I never really noticed before because his expression lasted for only a few frames but look how uncomfortable he is in that church when the preacher is damning all of the black, gay, Jewish people, etc.
Like, he’s a trained spy with almost 35 years of experience. He was undoubtedly trained in controlling his facial expressions, yet he still lets that microexpression slip.
So, Harry joined Kingsman in or before 1981, because the newspaper cover from his first mission was a royal wedding picture of princess Diana and prince Charles. If we’re going by Colin Firth’s age, it means Harry was still 20 for his first mission.
Harry seems to be one of those quietly liberal people. His little “Catholic whore” speech in the church was before Valentine turned on the chips, meaning what Harry said came from his own self. People usually mellow with age, so when Harry was younger, he was most likely a more vocal liberal.
Basically what I’m saying is that my headcanon for young Harry is that he was liberal hippie trash that was constantly giving the other agents heart attacks with how reckless and boisterous he was.
what part of kingsman was this
Kingsman AU where these are their spy glasses instead
Harry Hart sounds like a pornstar name tbh
I have to laugh when people insinuate that Harry Hart is some kind of strict, dull, stick in the mud. We’re talking about the man that named his dog Mr. Pickles for Christ’s sake.