Why is that loaf of bread barking
A year ago today I dug up smol baby turtles w/ me dad
Some were hatched and the others that weren’t were buried in the sand at the beach
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YES YES YE sharry and merlin coaching but getting pissy when the team isn’t completely perfect so they strip off and show them how its done and everyone is like. in awe and eggsy realises he’s arse over tits for them both and he works harder to impress them
maybe overworks?? maybe gets too hot and passes out and wakes up to one f them holding him in their lap propped against their chest the other is mopping his brow w/a cool cloth and they both look so worried
harry and merlin taking him to dinner to make sure he’s eating enough, and Eggsy’s just. in heaven. bc he leads off the group numbers and he’s their star and they dote on him and Eggsy’ hasnt had much doting in his life and this is aces
and maybe at first Eggsy’s maybe a bit standoffish because that’s how dean was at first, really nice to him. and he knows harry and merlin wouldn’t do that to him, but its instinct by now to be wary of people being nice to him
and harry and merlin notice this and they figure out why eggsy’s hesitant to suddenly be spoiled like this and it breaks their heart and one day they ask him to their house (harrys? if they’re not living together) and show him how much they care about him if u feel me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
“They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon…”
Such adorable tiny killing machines






