Ex Astris Scientia (Posts tagged lmao)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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v1als

everyone has that one thing they were obsessed with learning about as a kid that never goes away like it could have been years since you last looked something up related to it but the passion is still there man

do me a favour and reblog with what your childhood obsession was like I am so curious about everyone else’s because it can be the most specific thing and it’s amazing

loved-5-first

I kept re-reading a biography about Einstein’s life

there's so many things tbh I think the thing I was obsessed with was learning however the first thing was space and astronomy and anything to do with all that and now I get to do that every day! another thing was always creating things robots codes anything that ran on electricity like i built my first robot when i was 7 (it was from a kit) and my mom was convinced i was gonna be the next bill gates lmao
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On legendry.

prokopetz

Lately, I’ve run across complaints that modern depictions of the Knights of the Round Table are too “anime” - giving them all sorts of goofy powers, and sending them on weird, over-the-top adventures.

Allow me to point out that the following are all actual things that appear in the older tales about the Knights:

  • Sir Kay is said to have had the power to grow to giant size, hold his breath for nine days, and radiate supernatural heat from his hands.
  • Sir Bedivere openly practiced sorcery, and suffered from an accordingly sinister reputation; on more than one occasion, he was saved from being hanged as a witch only by King Arthur’s testimonly to his good character.
  • Sir Galahad possessed supernatural strength and speed by virtue of his moral and sexual purity - making him a rare example of a male character with virginity-fueled super powers.
  • Sir Balin once wielded the Lance of Longinus, and blew up an entire kingdom with a single blow. He also fought an evil knight with the power of invisibility.
  • Sir Marrock was a freaking werewolf.

Conclusion: modern depctions of the Knights of the Round Table aren’t anime enough.

prokopetz

I made this post two years ago, and while it’s never really taken off, it’s still getting a small burst of additional notes every couple of months. I wonder how folks keep finding it?

Anyway, the original post is hardly exhaustive - here are a few more fun examples:

  • Sir Gawain (you know, the guy involved in that whole mess with the Green Knight) is described as literally solar-powered in some tales, being three times as strong at high noon as he is at daybreak.
  • Sir Owain’s best friend and partner in battle is a talking lion. While his tales do include a sort of “origin story” explaining how he met the lion, the fact that it can talk isn’t remarked upon - it’s just a thing.
  • Sir Gwrhyr is able to speak every language, including those of animals, and in some versions can transform into various animals as well.
  • Though Lancelot isn’t usually described as having any specific supernatural powers or tools, he’s constantly described as “perfect” by everyone who sees him - you can practically see the bishie sparkles.

(Speaking of Lancelot, it’s interesting to note that in the earlier stories, his illicit romance with Guinevere is actually part of a love triangle involving another knight named Galehaut - and the focus of that love triangle isn’t Guinevere, but Lancelot himself! Galehaut has been quietly edited out of more modern retellings for sadly obvious reasons.)

pipistrellus

whats up nerds i found a novelized historical slash fic about lancelot and galehaut written by two medieval scholars here it is youre welcome

keep thi sin mind when thinkgin about kingsman lmao km
bagelbarr0n
agent-washington:
“pinkubernova:
“thedictatorcg:
“ pinkubernova:
“ Actual North and South Dakota spotted in Italy
”
Agent South Dakota was tortured psychologically by Project Freelancer over the course of several years and conditioned into bitter...
pinkubernova

Actual North and South Dakota spotted in Italy

thedictatorcg

Agent South Dakota was tortured psychologically by Project Freelancer over the course of several years and conditioned into bitter jealousy of her twin brother. The process reached its culmination when she murdered her brother in cold blood just so she could loot his corpse and take his stuff.

I’d rather you didn’t compare actual familial love to such a twisted tragic story.

pinkubernova

Griffon and her brother were the face models for North and South

agent-washington

So who liked the chicken? I thought it was lovely.

lmao rtah