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Yknow I think I really like bitter old man Luke because he’s so relatable. I too am a dramatic gay who is also old and bitter and is ready to Die. Keep your well wishes away from me I’m ready to force ghost out of this binch
I feel like most of the people who are salty about Luke being portrayed as a bitter old man are younger people that didn’t have to wait FOURTY YEARS for Mark Hamill to reprise his role like did you really think we were just gonna roll up to his Depression Island and he was gonna be the same desert twink all these years later?
Luke Skywalker, immediately upon being handed Anakin’s lightsaber: this bitch empty
[tosses off cliff]
TLJ wasn’t the Star Wars we wanted but it was the Star Wars we needed.
Like Luke’s write-off pissed off a lot of fans but I wouldn’t call his behavior ooc I mean he’s still the massive gay drama queen as always.
But on a serious note the movie wonderfully delivers some very heavy and hard-to-swallow lessons (just like Rogue One did).
Heroes fail. Leaders fall. The ways of the Jedi were flawed. Everyone has their weaknesses. People become old and bitter and broken. Not everything has to mean something, sometimes your heroes are nobodies, abandoned on backwater planets by alcoholic parents. The movie rips your favorite characters from you and burns your hopes and beliefs to the ground. Luke and Yoda burn them to the ground. It’s real. It’s upsetting. But it’s real.
This movie scorched the proverbial garden so that greener plants may grow. So that new heroes may rise from the ashes of the ones that came before them. Stronger, better, wiser.
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????
Knowing that Mark Hamill supports gay and trans Luke Skywalker is all I needed in my life goodbye I’m ascending to heaven
luke skywalker is a jedi master and so we must kinkshame him sorry i don’t make the rules
ain’t nothin wrong with him hes just a drama queen and needs to chill
I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
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I actually have an explanation for that! In January of 1977, Mark Hamill got into a pretty bad car accident. It wasn’t widely publicized because it was after they filmed A New Hope but before it came out, so no one knew who he was. He messed up his nose and cheek pretty badly, to the point where he had to have cartilage taken from his ear to reconstruct parts of his nose and cheek. It’s also rumored to be why Lucas wrote in Luke getting mauled by a wampa in the beginning of Empire Strikes Back, to make an excuse as to why he looked different.