Ex Astris Scientia (Posts tagged merhartwin)

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

OKAY BUT have you considered this: Kingsman suits may stop bullets from killing you, but it won’t protect the wearer from getting bruises from the bullets. Did you see how many times Eggsy got shot in Valentine’s lair? A fuckload of times.

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Look at that shit. (Gif credit).

He’s going to be covered in bruises. Like, paintball sized bruises. Imagine Harry or Merlin or whoever seeing Eggsy after V-Day just RIDDLED with bruises and they’re freaking out and feeling bad because god that has got to hurt. IMAGINE Harry or Merlin or BOTH of them coddling Eggsy afterwords and making sure he’s comfy and giving his bruises featherlight kisses bc they feel bad that they sent him in there with a very minimal amount of training and just Harry and Merlin spoiling him for being so good on his first “mission”.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you give me a Hartwin (or Merhartwin) fanfic rec list?

YEH BET YER ASS I CAN

Most of them are rated M. I try to stay away from WIPs but there’s a few on the list. This is also gonna be a really long list because I’m trash, by the way.

Pig Latin - Eggsy injures himself so he lives with Harry while recuperating.

Russian Amber Imperial - Harry gets Eggsy ready to go to an opera.

A Gentleman’s Guide to Popping One’s Cherry - Basically virgin!Eggsy getting banged.

Mock The Meat It Feeds On - Harry gets jealous. Harry is also in looooovvvveeee.

Bite - A mesh between Firtherton and Hartwin. A/B/O. Eggsy goes into heat on a press tour.

Under My Skin (Tried So Not To Get In) - Eggsy makes out with Harry on a mission, to hide from bad guys. Things get heated.

Fitting Room One - Harry watched Eggsy get measured for his suit. Fucking ensues. 

Typecast - REALLY ANGSTY. Merhartwin. Harry’s got a type, and it fits Eggsy to a tee. Eggsy thinks Harry and Merlin are only with him for his looks. WIP.

On and On (and On) - Merhartwin. Threesome. Subdrop at the end.

Eggsy Takes Care Of Everyone (But Himself) - Fluffy Merhartwin.

Good Cop, Bad Cop - Merhartwin. Eggsy likes Harry, who’s with Merlin. Merlin is an asshole sometimes.

Fallout - D/S AU. Eggsy is really a Sub and has a subdrop after V-Day. Merhartwin. WIP.

How (Not) To Get A Dad’s Blessing - Lee lives. Harry and Eggsy flirt. Lee is creeped out.

With Long Steps - Eggsy gets pissed at Harry and goes of and (to Harry’s knowledge) gets himself killed. Angsty with a happy ending.

The Cat’s Out of the Bag - Angsty as fuck. Happy ending. Also Merlin is a cat loving fuck.

How It Is (For Us) - Merlin is like “Haha Harry there’s a surprise for you” and Harry is like “No fuck off” and Eggsy is dumb.

Stretchy Boyfriends and Innuendos - Harry forgets to take his glasses off and poor Merlin gets an eyeful and Harry is SHAMELESS.

Don’t Mean a Thing - Really cute ballroom dancing.

Inopportune Moments [Series] - Basically Harry and Eggsy dancing around each other.

The Danger of Missing Small Details - God!Eggsy and God!Harry

In the Darkness, I See - Eggsy is blind and Harry takes care of him. WIP.

A Little More Every Minute Since This Morning - Harry and Eggsy are in love with each other and they’re also dumb.

That Kind of Movie - Groundhog Day AU. Eggsy’s POV.

We Are Faking It - Eggsy and Harry play college professors and lovers.

Kingsman Prompts - A bunch of short prompt fills.

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