Ex Astris Scientia (Posts tagged of course)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

What most people don’t know is that I actually have two cats, Al and Tripp. Except Tripp is a huge bitch and she hates me and everything I believe in and will hiss at me if I even think about looking at her. So, I don’t get many pictures of her but here: 

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She hates people and loves plastic bags so if you DO want to hold her, you have to put her in a bag first, as seen above.

i have a pic somewhere of my hairdresser holding her in a bag of course actually in the exact bag as the second pic they were taken the same day
killhimagain
fuks

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

boowoomuu

UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU

lacefuneral

[Transcript:]

Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)

Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]

Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…

Person holding camera: I love you.

Cat: [hisses]

this is how my cat tripp acts you never see pics of her like you do al because she HATES ME SHE IS EVIL SHE HISSES IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION shes so fluffy and pretty though and I RAISED HER AND SHE HATES ME RUDE unless im feeding her then we’re best friends of course