i always wondered about the star wars universe how history is so easily forgotten like “oh so they stories were true?” yes rey!! have you never seen holos? anything? “who was my dad” are u kidding me luke what happened to ur dad is like the modern day equivalent of obama dismembering donald trump with a katana inside a volcano but then! i remembered! look at their fucking data of the death star plans its a fucking floppy disk and look at scariff they put all their records on EVEN MORE awkward and inconvenient floppy disks imagine having to carry around a suitcase full of fucking vhs sized floppy disks and they all look alike!! no labeling! are those the plans to the death star or a recipe for a space casserole? who knows! no wonder history is lost so easily jesus
The story just broke so I’m praying it’s misreporting but 😢😢😢
posted a version of this playlist before but I’ve recently changed platforms (8tracks to Playmoss) and I’ve also gotten ahold of the soundtrack for the movie for extra feels
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????
This photo of Obi-Wan Kenobi holding baby Luke looks like a man trying to sneak a large burrito into a movie theater
The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead
Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies
Absolutely do not think about Han Solo being so excited to be a dad
Don’t think about Han holding Ben for the first time and Ben grabbing onto his fingers
Don’t think about him carrying Ben everywhere and showing him off to his friends
Don’t think about them play fighting or Han reading him a bedtime story or Han giving him to Chewie if Ben was upset so Chewie could hug him and make him feel better
Don’t think about Han being upset when they sent Ben away to Luke because he missed his son
Don’t think about Han taking it harder than Leia when he became Kylo Ren
Hey, any The Force Awakens fanfic writers. Because the movie isn’t on DVD yet, it’s pretty difficult to quote the movie perfectly (unless you have a photographic memory). And if you’re a perfectionist like me, that’s Pretty Damn Annoying if you can’t remember the on-screen conversation to quote in a fic.
Which is why I found me a copy of the script. Because Disney keeps their shit on lockdown, I can’t really post a link publicly, but I’ve got a link and if (when) that gets taken down, I’ve got the PDF. If anyone is interested for fanfic purposes or otherwise, message me and I can get you a download link.
my favorite thing in the world is to go though the tags on my posts about kylo ren because
Kylo: *puts on helmet*
Anakin’s ghost: hoe don’t do it
Kylo: I will make you proud, grandfather
Anakin’s ghost: oh my god
If you go to google.com/starwars and pick a side, it changes your youtube load bar and seek bar to the color of the lightsaber of the side that you choose and it changes your gmail theme too as well as letting you use google translate into Aurebesh, and the google street view icon guy is either wearing a rebel jumpsuit or a stormtrooper
just so you know